May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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