he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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