Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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