he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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