If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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