Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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