DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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