i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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