You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I have fence marks all over my body
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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