margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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