is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He shit in the fireplace
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