Bisexual people are plain selfish.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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