what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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