is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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