im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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