you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Someone came in the potted fern
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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