I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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