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What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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