its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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