He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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