stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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