I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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