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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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