Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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