the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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