Where did you get a picture of my penis
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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