I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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