I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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