T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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