someone threw a dead crab at me
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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