I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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