I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He passed out mid-signature
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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