"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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