We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I touched a dick in church today
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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