You're so nebulous sometimes
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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