I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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