i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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