I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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