haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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