Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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