he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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