I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize
