i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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