When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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