I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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