I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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