so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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