i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Randomize
