Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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