I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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