I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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