we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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